Dirty Swiping

The act of swiping through potential Tinder matches while you sit on the toilet.

Look at this match I got while I was dirty swiping this morning!

by Sofa Professor June 3, 2016

tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef

Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?

by Yungchiefkeef May 6, 2018

bloom shining

a way to decorate your home using outdoor plants or other art items near windows to add to the interior.

i love your bloom shining by planting that fruit tree near the window so it appears to be in the house.

by Von trudelburg November 25, 2022

Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.

My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.

by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023

came out swinging

When your dick flops out of the front of your boxers.

He came out swinging when he was extracted from his cell.

by Mr. Titus December 31, 2021

knight in shining armor

When your little knight is wearing protection.

Want to see my knight in shining armor or would prefere him fighting without protection?

by Oddjobguy147 June 16, 2006

Hollywood swinging

Having sex or having relations with alot of attractive women.

the club was the perfect place to hollywood swinging.

by FD865 July 12, 2011