Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

stonedest

adj. describing an action that reveals a smoker/stoner to be the most high they have ever been

Packing that bowl and then forgetting about it is the stonedest thing you've ever done.

by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010

stone macdonaling

The act of burger procurement via the window of giving and recieving, around the corner from the talking wall of all knowing, all while in the viscinity of Southern Europe aka under las influenzias de mota/afterspice.

The big fat clown of minnesota will crush your hood using his gargantuan stomping boots, if you attempt to go from the talking wall of all knowing to the window of giving and recieving, while stone macdonaling in reverse. Afterwards, the Ped King will feast on your remains.

by ellsworthtoohey August 25, 2011

Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

STONEBWOY

Stonebwoy Burniton, born Livingstone Etse Satekla is a Ghanaian Afro pop, dancehall and reggae artiste who hails from the Volta Region. He was born on March 5, 1988 in Ashaiman, a suburb of Accra, and places fourth (4th) in a family of seven (7) siblings

Stonebwoy

by Official Dj Ice September 5, 2019

Stoneburner

When you and someone else are taking a shit with a stall gap in between, and someone decides to use the open stall/Urinal.

That guy just stoneburnered us!

by BearSoup101 December 11, 2019

Atlas Stone

A large perfectly round concrete stone used for strongman competitions, often weighing between 200-400 lbs.
The Atlas Stone lifting is a common event in the WSM competition.

It is done by lifting the stone from the ground onto a platform.
It requires great skill to lift.

Jón Páll Sigmarsson lifted the Atlas Stone like nobody else!

The Atlas Stone lift is the most popular event in WSM.

by FAROEVIKING May 18, 2010