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pseudo-stalking

When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.
Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.

Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!
by efiki September 8, 2018
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monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.
“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von
by Gen Ten March 18, 2023
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gang stalking

Psychological warfare tactic called Zersetzung developed by the Stasi used by the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons, COINTELPRO, and actively by Fusion Centers calling it counterterrorism using indirect no touch torture (Stasi tactics) with mobbing. CIA runs electronic harassment and FBI runs gangstalking and uses partnerships and programs as flying monkeys. Targetedjustice is suing the deep state program for the unconstitutional watchlist scam.
The intelligence community calls it the program and it's called gang stalking on the street.
by TI Satan September 20, 2023
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Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.
I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.
by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011
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stalking men

what Filip does on the downlow
filip shopping cart stalking men nothing a hot bath wouldn’t cure
by user746_69 November 22, 2022
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aim stalking

verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.

Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)
I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.
by Josh Donos September 11, 2005
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stelling

The absolute best brand of banjos on earth.
Stelling Banjos = SEX
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