Soft dogging

Banging a chick without a boner.

I was soft dogging your mom in the ass earlier.

by Analsofty July 12, 2014

soff boi

a cute lil boy whom is super adorable and wholesome whom you’d like to fuck

aw, what a soff boi, i want his dick in my mouth

by lilcock April 22, 2018

soft target

A person or thing that is relatively unprotected or vulnerable to attack.

A supermarket is a soft target for a crazed guman.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 2, 2022

eye m sofa king we todd ed

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

soft eyes

The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.

"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes." - Detective Bunk, from The Wire

by sn1083 January 18, 2009