Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021

shmunkey

poopy ass shitty ass lookin butt fuckin nigga

tycrellus is such a shmunkey on foe nem look at his ahh!

by shmunkey June 19, 2022

shlanker

when a grandma had one to many to drink and is aggressively angry towards minorities

"ayo that grandma be shalnker" (shlanker - racist drunk grandma)

by avinzombie December 11, 2022

Shunkle

A shunkle is a insestual loser / a person who commits insest and is a loser.

"Omg did you hear Bob is a shunkle!"

My friend told a pedo-"Your such a shunkle"

by Gracieandmacysuckurmom January 23, 2023

BIG SHLUNG

A BIG SHLUNG is something most human bodies have. It is used to put in someone's big asshole and feel good. It also makes people moan like fucking crazy.

""I put my BIG SHLUNG in Jummy yesterday." "I said no homo though."

by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

shlanky

Adj. - describes watery dirt, usually smelly.

Ferchrissakes, change the water in the mop bucket! It's all shlanky!!

by Mutty July 30, 2005