Shlonkmaxxing

Shlonkmaxxing is an ancient Agarthan technique where one jelqs and sounds themselves, in an effort to increase their penis size

Brad: "Hey, you haven't left your house in weeks, you should come hang with us."

Ethan: "Shut up Brad! I'm literally shlonkmaxxing right now!"

by Neignt March 6, 2026

shlorkadork

A term used to gaslight your friends into thinking something stupid. Which in most cases the word itself is used to gaslight people into thinking shlorkadork is a word

Dude I shlorkadorked Kyle the other day. He fell for it so easily.

by Healthinspecter March 20, 2025

Shlok

The type of guy to always be drinking coffee and listen to playboi carti songs. Has a confusing love life, but even more confusing references. Coincidences are crazy.

Shlok “yeah, but you left”

by Played-these-games-before April 16, 2025

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking, which in itself is slang for male masturbation

“I heard he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking

“I can’t believe he was shloking it on the bus”

by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025

Shlonkole

Shlonkole, or shlonkolin is a Slur used towards blue people. The language of blue people consists of words like "Ursh sholohnkey ush shlinkle urdaik conkolickding colcol urshlokol shlickitickle tikiticle ursh" and the term "Shlonkole" is used to make fun of this language. Calling someone a "Shlonkolin" is a slur word for individual Blue People.

"GET BACK TO WORK YOU DAMN SHLONKOLE MAN!!!!"

by Strxberrii May 11, 2025

shloke

fuckin idiot bad at calc short as hell and horrible coder

How's your day going?

Terrible, I shloked my calc test.

by soyubt May 22, 2025