Definitions by Neignt

Shlonkmaxxing

Shlonkmaxxing is an ancient Agarthan technique where one jelqs and sounds themselves, in an effort to increase their penis size

Brad: "Hey, you haven't left your house in weeks, you should come hang with us."

Ethan: "Shut up Brad! I'm literally shlonkmaxxing right now!"

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