schmoigle

a small amount

I have a schmoigle of homework to do

by Schmoigle November 10, 2009

Schlop

A new age dance move, most commonly characterized with autismic movements. To perform this dance, you grab your left leg and pull it behind you like you are stretching your quad. While still holding your left leg in a quad stretch position, you jump twice on your right leg and then give your right knee a good, hearty smack.

(This dance is popular among those who row.)

" Hey Tarzan!"
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*

by Ti-84 Plus April 8, 2019

Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

Scemopoth

a mixture of scene, emo, punk, and goth. I made it up.

Aly is so scemopoth. She likes bows and dinosaurs and Hello Kitty, but she is very angry and emotional, rebellious, and loves the color black.

by alythegrape September 18, 2011

Schmock

Slang term for cannibis or marajuana.

'Did you bring the schmock?'

'Lets go get high off this schmock'

by Paidii November 6, 2012

schlop

The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.

He schlopped so hard his foreskin ripped.

by vinhuh September 16, 2014

Schmoigle

A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS

Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin

by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018