scheming

one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.

boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."

by _kodakwhite_ April 20, 2018

schemey

A hibee
A scumball fae Leith who'll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!
Also see numpty, hibee and steamer

Hibee: Alright chief, have ya goat a couple ay quid so ah can buy some scag
Jambo: Fuck off ya wee schemey bampot

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

scheme

1. an underhand plot

2.ya crew

i) person 1: ayo wat dey doin ova der!?
person 2: man dem girls be scheemin all day er day

ii) person 1: uh...wat dey doin here?
person 2: oh nah das jus ma scheme

by lil luh October 15, 2006

scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.

I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers

by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

by Ross Shields September 2, 2008

Schumpf

A male queef, see also dick fart.

"Oh yeah, faster. A little less teeth, baby..."

"Oh my god, did you just schumpf in my mouth?!"

by JohnnyCab01 May 11, 2010