Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

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service trip

community service with an increased chance of getting murdered

While on the service trip, some of the locals were feeling murderous.

by Ourpseudonym March 11, 2015

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[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.

John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.

by bro colli March 10, 2019

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Mustard Service.

A very good band. They formed in 2015..They're in an indie band who make something they describe as "Zest Pop". It goes from rock, jazz, surf, funk or bossa nova. Very good band, very recommended. They have two albums, "Zest Pop" and "C'est la vie."

Person A: I love Mustard Service.
Person B: Me too, my favorite song is "Oh Honey Baby."

by zakkattak May 17, 2023

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caviar service

Having your balls licked and or sucked.
There is pit side and pole side caviar service.
Pit side is when the servers face is in the receivers ass and pole side should be self explanatory.

I was getting head from your mom and it turned into full on caviar service.

by Captain Kibosh August 30, 2022

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