Semantics

An argument, or a type of guarantee that the outcome of your statement can be taken in two or more ways which will benefit you in either way it’s perceived. The *careful* use of semantics can be applied to situations which allow you to be right in any reverse query. You’re basically using their own ignorance against them. See example...

“I put up an ad on craigslist and used your picture.” This could mean the person used a picture that the other party has taken of them, or they used a picture of the other party. The answer has been concealed within semantics and incomplete phrasing.

by Seanus Unaes February 26, 2018

semen boy

An individual who jacks off in class...generally to his respective teacher. (Abbreviated SB)

1. A: DUDE that guy is totally jacking off in class!!!
B: What do you expect...he's an SB

2. A: What do Semen Boys do?
B: Jack off in class....duh

by The Revealer of the Truth February 9, 2010

semen stain

when you fuckin lie down on the bed and theres a stain of dried white substance on the covers and/or pillow

dude i was at that hotel last night and when i layed down there was a fuckin semen stain beside my head!

by Doobie Miles August 30, 2006

Semen Dish

On a girls lower back, near their hips, where their back dips into what looks like a shallow bowl.

Dude, I pulled out and squirted it all over her back. It ended up collecting in the semen dish

by G-Mo March 14, 2005

Segmentation fault

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.

20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

by hc May 2, 2003

semen crackers

n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.

Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.

by hobo_feces December 28, 2008

Semen Bomb

In a water balloon fight, one balloon is filled up with a man's semen and is thrown directly at a girl's face. Can also she shot out of a water balloon launcher, but must hit a girl's face. Should be videotaped and put on youtube.

(Kid sitting in class)Did you see that girl's face?
(Other kid in class)Yea I heard she got hit by a semen bomb yesterday leaving school hahahahahaha.

by Ayron5588 December 18, 2008