That's what she said

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.

Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"

by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008

I said good day!

Signature line by the character Fez of the TV show That '70s Show. No matter the conversation, it always ends when Fez says, "I said good day."

Fez: "Good day."
Eric: "But Fez..."
Fez: (Interrupting) "I said good day!"

by Thomas Harper May 31, 2007

mum said

Same as "That's what your mum said, just shortend for snappier use.
But to the same or better effect.

person 1 "Shall we go in the front or back?"
person 2 "mum said!"

by mikeytjrc April 13, 2007

Enough Said

A phrase that is said that can usually explain the whole story or situation

The 2011 world series, David Freese enough said

by KnockOut51 December 9, 2012

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

by Static November 10, 2003

That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food April 23, 2009

That's what she said!

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.

"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"

by Piece of pie December 5, 2009