Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

preposturing

The act of of self-aggrandizing, or posturing, by claiming credit for things they had nothing to do with in a way that is clearly ridiculous, or preposterous, to an objective audience. See also, Donald Trump.

In a typical, but mundane, case of preposturing, I heard a senior IT executive in Higher Education claim to their colleagues that Microsoft PowerBI was a homegrown tool.

by Recovering Consultant March 24, 2021

premoji

Before an emoji gets officially accepted into standard unicode

Person 1 : I wish there was an emoji for when I'm crying but also eating ice cream
Person 2 : Just make a mock-up and submit it to the Unicode Consortium
Person 1 : Wait, I can do that?
Person 2 : Sure! Until then it'll just be a premoji

by SpaghettiCalme June 2, 2021

preposhterous

Utterly absurd with regards to a "soft living" context.

In "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", Grampa Potts preposhterously views his being hijacked by Baron Bomburst's airship as his being given a first-class cruise to a far-off land.

by QuacksO June 5, 2021

Prepology

An apology given in advance of the event or fact creating the need for an apology.

The man gave an eloquent prepology before making the disastrous mistake.

by pkizilos June 17, 2021

prémonitoire

Prémonitoire (precognitive in English) , also called prescience, future vision, or future sight, is a claimed psychic ability to see events in the future. As with other paranormal phenomena, there is no accepted scientific evidence that precognition is a real effect, and it is widely considered to be pseudoscience.

you have ability to see events in future and that is called prémonitoire

by idkhmmmmm August 22, 2021

preposterousy

Preposterousy is the act of engaging in and with activities that are contrary to nature, reason, and common sense; or to be perceived as such.

Synonyms foolishness and ridiculousity

Layperson: I don’t think gravity needs to exist
Scientist: That’s utter preposterousy

by WarningMinecraftIncluded March 27, 2022