Pre Shit Ass Gas

extremely stinky flatulence prior to dropping a deuce

Gas before a person defecates

dude i will see you later, your standing down wind in my pre shit ass gas. gotta go drop the deuces

by paintblusher pantie dropper April 11, 2011

pre-drink, predrink

Getting wasted before going to an event or the bar so you dont have to pay the higher prices for alcohol.

I'm a poor dirt bag, I need to pre-drink first

by Greg June 2, 2004

pre-festive

The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.

The Smith family, with their Christmas lights up in October, are quite pre-festive.

by Paul Sise October 18, 2004

pre-pubescent

1. someone who is yet to start puberty
2. pubeless

1. "sprout a pube ya pre-pubescent twat!"

by raaay August 5, 2006

pre-gold digging

The act of going after a man who is not yet rich and successful but has great potential. Therefore, it will seem as if you are interested in his personality while your true interests lie in his future riches.

Ex: I ride the engineering busses around campus because I'm trying to do some pre-gold digging.

by lkroche November 23, 2009

pre-gay

The behavioral or physical state commonly seen in young, adolescents prior to, or during puberty wherein their choice of sexual preference begins to lean or give future tendencies toward homosexuality.

"Last year I took Patrick to a hockey game for his birthday and this year when picking him up for the playoffs,he shows up wearing pink skinny jeans and asked to go see Cats the musical instead. What the hell happened? Did he decide to become gay?"

"Looks like he's planning on it. He's clearly pre-gay right now."

by dalecrashardt September 14, 2011

Pre-rich

Someone who is broke but really thinks they are on their way to getting rich because they are dilusional

That guy is pre-rich

by Lucky star September 19, 2015