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Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something
Porter sounds like potter and that's cool
Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something
Porter sounds like potter and that's cool
by snad undtail March 7, 2019

by Big pickle1234 October 9, 2022

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.
MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.
Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!
by young gen c November 4, 2019

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018
