POLKINGHORN

beautifully delicious girls, or girls that have amazing fashion.

hey you guys are polkinghorn!

by i want polky December 14, 2004

Porking

The act of having sex, or fucking.
Porking is sex without the art
Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl

Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!

by The Murphinator January 19, 2010

air pooping

When you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don't have to go so badly.

After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.

by Tern October 21, 2008

snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.

Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."

by snorkpork November 28, 2010

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

pookini

A bikini that has been severely stained with poo particles from a girl

you jus got hit in the face with that gross pookini!
i bet that broad has one filthy pookini goin on down there

by aryanpride August 10, 2012

Ponking

The art of trying to have sex with your step sister

Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone

by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019