An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
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On a night out with the lads, the first person who needs to break the seal (first piss of the night), must fill a pint glass with their piss and then chug it.
On a night out with the lads, the first person who needs to break the seal (first piss of the night), must fill a pint glass with their piss and then chug it.
Lad 1: We playing Piss Pint tonight, lads?
Lad 2: Aye.
Lad 3: Aw shit, I'm busting already.
Lad 4: Chug it down sunshine!
Lad 2: Aye.
Lad 3: Aw shit, I'm busting already.
Lad 4: Chug it down sunshine!
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Used due to the fact that a drink or two always loosens the brain.
Not to be confused with 'Study Beer'
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Not to be confused with 'Study Beer'
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