Double Penne Pasta

This is a fun and polite way of saying that as a gay man you received double penetration in your asshole during a threesome. Two dicks, one ass.

#1 -- So, how was the threesome?
#2 -- Good! I got double penne pasta.
#1 -- Wow! Aren't you feeling a little loose?
#2 -- ** Head tilted, hand on chin ** YEP!

by ILoveGeraldWallace June 11, 2013

Penney

Otherwise known as "Puhneesha", "Penn State", or "Lil' Penn". The name of the most beautiful girl you know. Rumor has it she is half (Persian) goddess and half human. She is intelligent, adorable, and witty. She has a bootylicious body that makes her a "dime". On top of all of this, she can hold an intellectual conversation. If you know a Penney, you best be makin' moves.

Guy 1: "Yo, you know that Penney chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's like perfect!"
Guy 1: "MMMMMM!! Oh hell yeah. She can git ittt!!"

by FrankRoberts December 23, 2011

i don't speak pineapple

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009

Ball pinced

When you pinch your balls on accident.

I just got Ball Pinched.

by Nate G. March 28, 2005

pinned

Telltale sign of Opiate intoxication; Large doses of Heroin etc cause the users' pupils to shrink to tiny pinpoints - which to the practised eye , a drugs worker say , easily discredit a junkies' protestations of sobriety

Huh..? Reckons he's been clean for months ? Yeah right ...check 'em out! He's well pinned!

by Bohemond July 12, 2006

pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.

We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.

by dawgtopper September 8, 2011

pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016