pinnered

The action of preventing a person from retiring to bed. Common pinnering tactics employed are:
1) to physically restrain the person being pinnered (henceforth referred to as the 'pinnee')
2) to ask the pinnee to retell everything that has just happened in a film being watched then asking what was missed during the explanation (repeat as necessary)
3) initiating a 'who kissed whom' argument

N.B: Pinnering should only be undertaken in a controlled and supervised environment.

"Hey girl, you look quite tired today."
"Yeah, dave had me pinnered all night."
"Boss."

by Gabe Karellen September 24, 2009

pinnered

really small, very little, extremely thin. Other spellings: pinnard, pinnerd.

That joint was really pinnered

by Steven Schreiner July 26, 2007

Pingered

When your ping (latency between a game player's computer and the game server) fucks you and you die/disconnect from your game.

"Fuck! I got pingered hard. I just got disconnected."

by iwontstfu July 12, 2014

Pinkered

When you reach a level of double ratio, that is 2:1, on a social media platform such as Twitter, you have officially been pinkered.

"Are you a libertarian? Here's why should vote for Biden."

Wow, 600 quote tweets to 299 likes! That tweet got pinkered!!

by libadibdiby October 17, 2020

Pingered

when an individual utilizes a second phone app like "Pinger" or "Text Free" in order to troll you

Cisgender Male 1: Bro, I found this hot chick online and asked her to be my cyber-girlfriend.

Cisgender Male 2: Let me guess you gave her all your financial aid and she ghosted you.

Cisgender Male 1: Bro yeah, I'm such an incel... I'm totally a broke college student now!

Cisgender Male 2: She totally Pingered you!

by cyber_pwnz April 27, 2022

Pingeredaphobia

Irrational fear of paint

The girl could not enter the art room as she had Pingeredaphobia.

by Yonnie da Yon March 12, 2025