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Pineasshole 

Someone who thinks it is acceptable to taint the wonderfully greasy throne of our delicious Lord and Savior pizza with a fucking fruit.
Unfortunately I had to cut my mother out of my life completely. There was no way around it because she was a pineasshole
Pineasshole by Tornado547 October 4, 2017

Pinneapple 

One eye sexyily shaped lady (African)
Wow, now that’s a pinneapple.
Pinneapple by HotChocolate🔥 March 18, 2019
A poor-man's version of alley baseball usually played with two people. One player bounces a ball on the ground and against a wall. It is up to the other player to catch the ball. If he catches it, the pitcher is out. Runs are determined by how far the ball flies without it being caught.
"After camp today do you want to go behing the supermarket and play pinners?"
Pinners by creedmoor October 13, 2004

pintease 

When you get excited over a pin on Pinterest and the link is dead or wrong.
Brittany: I was going to make delicious fish tacos tonight I saw on Pinterest but the link was broken!

Janelle: I hate it when that happens, such a Pintease!
pintease by blondebombshell9 August 26, 2013

pinneapply 

When someone looks like a segzy pinneapply and is in the mood to get railed
She's looking awfully pinneapply today
pinneapply by GLucky March 4, 2021

pinneapple fuck 

1. To forcefully insert a pinneapple into someones anus.
2. To order pinneapple on ones pizza.
Guy1: What kind of pizza did you get?
Guy2: pinneapple...
Guy1 DUDE WHAT THE FUCK! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PINNEAPPLE FUCK ME LIKE THAT!?

fuck rape pinneapple ass pizza nasty
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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