Jute Press

A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.

The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.

Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.

Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.

by First Academy March 7, 2011

morning press

the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding

The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.

Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.

by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020

Cat Pless

Cat Pless is the what some parents might say "punk" girl of the group. That's kind of Riley Waybright's thing:/. Cat Pless is so swagalishis that she could reel in anyone she wanted to. So hide ur partners cause Cat Pless's coming. She doesn't have a caffeine addiction unlike someone *cough cough* Riley Waybright. She enjoys her bunnies ears cause they're so swagger. One of her hobbies is harassing men on snapchat.

Cat Pless is so horny rn.

by peepantsforlife January 7, 2021

Hydraulic Press

A machiene used to crush grapes known as Kokichi Oma.

"The person under the Hydraulic Press Is, Kokichi Oma!"

by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022

soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.

A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.

by Hell owe July 9, 2022

Hardcore Iron Press

The sexual act in which you vigorously pleasure another person in a seductive manner, resulting in a facial cumshot.

That girl would recieve the Hardcore Iron Press.
I want to give her the Hardcore Iron Press.
I can tell that she wants me to give her the Hardcore Iron Press.

by OiBlad54 August 16, 2011