pre-bitch

To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.

He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.

by Shhhammo September 6, 2009

pre-milf

The precursor to the organism known as milf. When an attractive female reaches prime child-bearing age, they are called pre-milfs. Though excellent in form and beauty, pre-milfs are very rare in the wild.

Damn! That girl is fine! Look at those hips! She's a pre-milf for sure!

by Dr. Joo February 28, 2009

Pre-bate

Y'all know what prefunking is. Pre bating is the same thing, but masturbating before an event or function

Think: There's Something About Mary

I better pre-bate the date I have tonight, otherwise I'll nut waaay too soon

by E-funky December 25, 2005

Pre Engagement

When two people in a relationship promise each other that one day in the future, one of them will formally propose and the other will accept.

Usually made when a couple are young and the man cant afford to buy a nice expensive shiny ring for his deserving girlfriend

Guy: "Baby I promise that ill get you that ring and im going to ask for your hand in marriage!"

Girl: *Gasp* "And we'll live happily ever after!"

Guy: "This is a serious pre engagement! You better not be humoring me!"

by awsomecoolguy69 August 4, 2008

pre madonna

Misspelling of the words "Prima donna"
Usually from a result of being confused with the singer Madonna and how well she fits the meaning of the term.

Donna "jeez look at that little tart, she's such a pre madonna"
Sam "You mean 'prima donna', she's not a singer"
Donna "But doesn't the term come FROM the singer?"
Sam (Shakes head)

by Randomuniquename December 26, 2008

pre-game

Drinking at home before going out in order to save money or get the mood of the night started before going out.

A: Are we doing a pre-game tonight?

B: Yeah. 8pm at Mikey's place.

by BinaLin July 24, 2011

pre-rejection

When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.

Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.

Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...

Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!

Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)

by thisreallyhappened March 17, 2010