Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
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Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.
By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.
by CdubsNatureBoy March 27, 2009
Get the reverse wet willy once removed mug.You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??
Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !
by Esa4 February 2, 2021
Get the Father once removed mug.When a women is too tired for sex but wants to pleasure her partner she will perform oral sex for about 30 seconds. (not enough to orgasm)
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Get the A Once Over mug.a TWICE fan who is basically the once-adjacent to no jam army. Constantly makes stale jokes like cheese kimbap, pink lamborghini, is sana gay, savage maknae, fake maknae, mommy sarangae, sanake, and are considered very corny. Often found on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, and Vlive.
commenter: omg that's not mina that's SHARON!!!!!!!!!!!
once: please shut the fuck up i beg you ketchup once 🙏🙏
once: please shut the fuck up i beg you ketchup once 🙏🙏
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