Lumberjacking

Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!

Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"

Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"

Danny: "Fuckin' A!"

"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"

Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"

Groot: "I am Groot!"

by Gizmo11 April 16, 2017

The Lumberjack

Friend of the group most known for leaving the fire to cut down trees and tend the fire.

Why is your friend cutting down a tree? Oh, he’s the lumberjack of the group, just let him be.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021

lumberjack

extreme martial art form, using deadly techniques to fight. though, often there is no need for thier force, since everyone is afraid of them. the one's who do oppose, die instantly...just add lumberjack.

To study the art of Lumberjack.

or

...you just got Lumberjacked

by Sensei of LJ May 27, 2003

Lumberjack

luhm-ber-jak
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.

Mark: So what happened with you and Sarah's mom last night?
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.

by AML43 December 3, 2006

lumberjack

A sexual position involving two guys and a girl. The girl gets on all fours, and the two guys face each other, one with his dick in her ass and the other with his dick in her mouth. The lumberjack is a coordinated, synchronized motion by the two guys whereby when one is thrusting his cock in on one end, the other is pulling his cock out at the other end. They do this back and forth and this synchronized thrusting creates the illusion of two lumberjacks using an old-time hacksaw (the long ones with handles at both ends) to saw through a tree trunk.

Joe and Bob picked up a hooker and gave her the Lumberjack.

by Gooch McTaint August 13, 2006

lumberjack

A particularly masculine woman, generally a lesbian. See dyke.

Susan is such a lumberjack, I'll bet she's seen more clams than a Vietnamese pearl diver.

by Chris Charles December 9, 2002

slovakian lumberjack

when someone is from poland and lived in germany and speaks german and now lives in england. commonly poeple called hubert.

"man that slovakian lumberjack is following us again"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"

by cayon grayooo May 5, 2009