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military factor

The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.
I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.
by Otto May 6, 2005
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military adventurism

Function: noun

1. Republican euphemism for starting a war of aggression, the "supreme war crime" according to the UN charter, as heard during an interview from the floor at the 2008 RNC (Republican National Convention).
One of a long list of things the Republican Party has apparently done to disappoint its supporters is when it engaged in military adventurism.
by Johnny J. Rockability October 20, 2008
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military inferiority complex (MIC)

an inferiority complex simular to short guy syndrome, but is found in military personal of any stature.
MIC is based on the fact that they belive that by joining the military they should be looked up to and respected, when realy they only joined because That is the only way they could pay for collage.
Man that doushbag has MIC bad.. he thinks that he is "bad" and a real "boss" just because he is in the army.

Just because White trash joins the army and develops military inferiority complex (MIC)dosnt mean that i am going to roll out the red carpet for him!
by asdferw August 5, 2006
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military police

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007
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Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.
"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005
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military

Military is something that dedicated people join because they want to kill some dot-heads. Like me, i'm a sgt in the USMC.
"Lets join the military so we can put a bullet through Osama's head."
by Tyler Mace February 22, 2005
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Military Flow

An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.
Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.

Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.

Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.
by LaxBro12 April 24, 2011
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