principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex

I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

pre-mortem

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.

The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.

by shmoozle October 28, 2010

Be More Grit

To set your goals high and then smash them.

To not give in no matter the odds.

To love life.

'I don't think this is ever going to succeed'

'Stop being so negative and be more Grit

by MALC0 January 20, 2017

Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

morgasm

The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.

"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."

by G111 October 17, 2013

morag

a person who lacks tact and/or social skills

a piece of cloth used to clean up after a hot carl is given

That morag sure is one ugly shit.

by whome? March 6, 2004

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):

Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

by lawngiant July 13, 2009