Mineral Wells

A shit hole located in Central North Texas. Full of druggies and alchoholics.

Hey, my drug dealer is from Mineral Wells!

by Ambur yo. October 15, 2008

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan April 12, 2006

Chilean Miner

Go down to the bottom of one's shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?" - reddit

by ShakenStirred007 September 4, 2010

gold miner

A women who beats a gold digger and steals all the money.

That girl erika is a huge gold miner, i mean i went out with her for 2 months and im dead broke.

by Daniel Puebla May 10, 2006

Minertia

The concept of being so bogged down by minutia that you can't make any real progress at work.

Minutia + Inertia

I didn't get anything done all day. Too much minertia.

by Doolimus Maximus October 30, 2010

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

dirty miner

when you spit your chewing tobacco into your girls vagina then proceed to bang the crap outta her...may cause a mild burning sensation.

"I gave your sister a dirty miner....she didnt like it too much"

by Jordan Olson December 4, 2005