thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 April 11, 2018

fup-o-meter

A device used to measure or detect the presence of fupon particles.

The needle was buried on my fup-o-meter when I saw that chick's huge fup!

by Aeroh4x March 28, 2007

50 Meter Butterfly

The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).

Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!

Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!

by dontyouwishyoucouldswimlikeme February 05, 2010

Sauce-o-meter

Sort of a number line used to dicribe things that are Saucey or Un-Saucey. Words or phrases right of the zero are good or possitve(saucey). Words or phrases left of zero on the Sauce-o-meter are bad or negitve (un-saucey).

Pronounced: sauce-om-a-ter

(In homeroom)Nick: yo im bored!
Mike: lets make some way to rate "saucey"
Nick: We need a SAUCE-O-METER!

by Mike the sauceman Nick November 14, 2009

nerd rage meter

A way to tell how mad someone is by the length of their urban dictionary definitions the longer the definition the more pissed off the person is on the nerd rage meter. Multiple paragraphs = off the scale.

You can tell how mad he is with this trusty nerd rage meter i just invented.

by four8three G October 29, 2010

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 July 21, 2008

5 meter peter

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

by 1234373567474 April 19, 2011