moderate

A political term, referring to a specific person who has metaphorically removed his/her head from the anal cavity and chosen to think and reason for oneself. Moderates do not use partisan propaganda in their logic or rationale; rather, they choose to examine candidates and issues with a logical and critical eye. Moderates will vote for the candidate who they believe will do the least damage and is lesser of two evils (as we know anyone who willingly chooses to become engaged in politics as a career is inherently evil). Moderates and history teachers/majors are the last bastions of the thinking man in modern-day politics.

Conservatives and Liberals are full of shit; That's why I'm a moderate

by Rob Jones June 16, 2003

moderate

One of the political categories that is inbetween both conservative and liberal, agreeing and disagreeing with both sides. Liberals say they are "open minded" when they really aren't, and conservatives know that they are closed minded, but moderates are open to certain ideas and opinions to both sides, depending on the person and how they feel with each issue.

The conservatives are the left wing of the bird and the liberals are the right wing of the bird. However, the moderates are in the middle, which is where the brain is.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

moderhater

An overly strict and trigger-happy moderator on an online forum or other website. May pick on specific contributors in particular, and reject all or most of their posts for no good reason.

I tried replying to the baseless remarks on the message board, but the moderhater won't let anything of mine go through.

by Marcus Opus July 15, 2011

Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf

Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am

by BraxtonM06 October 1, 2021

including moderation

Moderation in all things, including moderation, sometimes it is permissible to go hog wild!

We're really going to party at ROAR TIME after exams, moderation including moderation!

by I, Wreckerrr July 29, 2021

Corn Modulator

A mixed drink composed primarily of grain alcohol, corn whiskey, and corn syrup.

Person One: Dude, check out the corn modulator I made! Want a sip?

Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.

by Harframic Dioxide November 2, 2022

Roblox Moderation

Referring to the group of Roblox staff members who carry out moderation actions, or the overall act on its own. Can also be used as another, more friendly term for horse shit.

We don't talk about Roblox Moderation on Roblox.

by AdhesiveMadMan March 31, 2023