Misery Pimp

noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"

Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.

by artistasayoungman April 20, 2011

Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.

That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009

miseducated

Unconventional. Visually accelerated in color and whimsy both in your life and appearance.

She's so miseducated.

by Cat*e August 1, 2011

misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

les miserables

A good book based on france from the time of napoleon to the time of the revelution mostly centered around the character Jean Valjean and his "daughter" cossete marius falls in love with her and javert is the cop chasing Jean Valjean

Les Miserables is usually a school book

by jimsonisgod September 23, 2005

Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019

sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 1, 2017