Lapping

The act of punching a hole in the bottom of a beer can with simply one's thumb in order to obtain a perfect opening to shotgun said beer.

An expert lapping would entail using ones lower canine tooth to pierce the top of the just shotgunned beer and tear off the cap of the beer.

"I want to shotgun! who has a key?"
"We dont need keys, Dan's lapping the beers for us!"

"Hey, guys! I just lapped my first beer!"

"Wow, I'm drunk. I just got dont lapping about 6 beers in a row."

"How did you do that!?"
"I just lapped it"

"He can lapp beers!?"
"yeah he's a lapper!"

by BigD229 October 24, 2011

Avril Lavinge

Ruined everything!!!!!!!!!!!
Avril Lavigne, the loser moron cick rocker that she is has people asking me when I tell them i like punk music, "Oh that Avril Lavigne stuff?" No No no no no no no aggghhhhhagghhhahahahahahahahaha i hope she dies of death and goes straight to hell

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i hate that bitch!!!!!!!!!!

by tintle September 23, 2004

Lapsing

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Laying track

When someone is laying down track to run to the finish line. Consist of flirting and making moves on someone help lead to a hook up or relationship.

Man I really wish we didn’t have to leave last night I was really laying track with Tim!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

larping

stands for live action role-playing

Simon: Hey dude, me, Eli and Jimmy are larping, you in?
Jimmy: Sure, why not?

by probably a badger June 7, 2018

Avril Lavinge

The queen of all posers.

She is truely a hardcore poser.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Avril Lavinge

a poor man's Alanis Morrisette

Her voice sounds like alanis with tuberculosis.

by Ashley snell April 3, 2005