A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.
by Rick Swank September 5, 2005

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.
by tirtle August 6, 2017

Noun: The object at the end of a shift lever in a manual transmission car, usually made from vinyl, leather, or metal, depending on either the manufacturer's or owner's taste.
by celicaman November 26, 2006

(noun)
An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.
A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.
An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.
A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.
- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"
"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."
"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."
by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

by Hump_Chump June 8, 2021

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays
Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!
Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.
Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!
Kyle: Oi trust
Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.
Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!
Kyle: Oi trust
by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019

I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.
I tied my knob meat into a bow.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
