Hippo Punch

When a gent is enjoying some anal love with his lady, he can punch her in her kidneys, making her prolapse all over his member.

"I hippo punched Tracy last night, best thing I ever did. Came like a trooper. Mind you she's had to go to the hospital now."

by IkeBox January 30, 2009

Hippo

Another word for hypocrite, as in some douchebong saying for example "You're bothering someone so why do you keep bothering them?" And they end up doing that like 5 seconds later.

Twathead 1: -Plucks someone in the head over and over.
Someone: "Quit it!" D:
Hippo: "Stop hitting that guy!" -While plucking someone else over and over.

by Nobu_Michi June 20, 2010

Royal Hippogriff

A wizard swear made popular by Goyle in the Very Potter Musical

This sucks royal hippogriff!

by imarielle August 1, 2009

hippocrocodogopig

Hideously ugly person, someone who looks like a cross between a hippo, a crocodile a dog and a pig

Dave's new girl is a right hippocrocodogopig

by Rebecca January 24, 2005

hyppopotomonstrosesquipodaliophobia

The single most ironic word you will ever find. It's the fear of long words.

"I used to be a chemistry teacher like you, but then I took a hyppopotomonstrosesquipodaliophobia to the brain."

by Varthal October 2, 2014

Hippocrytapotomous

A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The word hyppocrite has become obsolete. Viva la revolucion.

Man 1So what he won? I don't care.
Man 1 to Man 2: Dang.. i'm so jealous!
Man 2 to Man 1: At least he doesn't weigh more than your parents combined, like *someone* I know...You're such a Hippocrytapotomous

by Ronelep April 21, 2007

hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007