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hung shui 

The art of arranging one's penis and testicles in underwear so as to create the illusion of enhanced girth and/or length.
Example 1: "I worked some hung shui magic and now it looks like I'm packin' serious sausage."

Example 2: "Did Jimmy stuff a potato in his pants?" "No, he just did some hung shui."
hung shui by SuperRobert December 18, 2010
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Hung Piece 

In chess, a hung piece is one that your opponent captures
for free because you weren't paying attention to the position on the board.
Example 1: Johnny didn't notice the hung piece because his mind was somewhere else.

Example 2: "..His Rook is hanging! Capture it!

hung like a rat 

Often when men suffer from having a small penis they compare their length to an animal with a smaller penis.
The girls make fun of Mr. Nader's penis. "He is not hung like a horse he is hung like a rat!"

Hung Like a Moose 

A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches
man 1:Damb yo that mutha fucka is hung like a moose!!
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?
Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's chow was definitely hung.
hung chow by Richard Black March 3, 2005

Hung like an octopus 

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation
Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!
Hung like an octopus by EdgarW December 24, 2008