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Garbage Human

A Person who is a useless/worthless waste of space and resources. They should be avoided like the plague.
"That guy (or girl) says some of the most thoughtless, foulest, insensitive shit I have ever heard, it's why everyone stays away from them. He/She is a real garbage human."
by TheRealThinker March 3, 2019
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Human Chess

When you and a stranger Person A Are walking towards each other and When you are about 9 inches away you try to move out of the way. Once you move out the way, Person A also tries to move out the way and you guys almost collide but you dont and quickly go to the other side. Then SUPRISE person A also tries to move out the way. This can keep happening for seconds and even have a Stalemate.
Me: *walking*
Person A: *Walking*
Me: *Move to my left*
Person A: *move to his/her right*
Me: *move to my right*
Person A *Move to his/her left*

*Finally Over*
Me:I Fucking hate playing human chess
by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009
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human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.
That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!
by chezo July 22, 2009
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Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour
I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him
by Mr B Poet July 6, 2016
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Human Cuttlefish

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.
Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!
by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020
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The Human Centipussy

When 3 or more women are simultaneously giving each other head. The connection of the participants by vag/mouth-vag/mouth and vag/mouth creates the general outline of of the Human Centipede.
I hope my night ends watching The Human Centipussy on the internet.
Last night I paid these skank hoes to do The Human Centipussy in my hotel room.
by onebigboss November 11, 2012
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my heart in human form

The person that has their heart. They love you with all that they are
You are my heart in human form, i cant live without you.
by millyyyrockkk November 28, 2020
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