hampter

THE GOD OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

HAMPTERRRRRRR

by no reeal name, just me February 17, 2022

New Hamster

"Affectionate" term for New Hampshire, usually used by Massholes, I think more so than other New Englanders. I've heard it used when talking about beer runs to the state liquor stores just over the border. Often pronounced "New Hamsta".

"You wanna go get some cheap likka in New Hamsta?"

by TrishTheDish July 7, 2005

Hamster Cage

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)

Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.

by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009

Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.

by J. Casey January 28, 2009

hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.

"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"

by Carrite March 16, 2009

Hamster-Pig

Hamster-Pig is a phrase that originated from the South of England to describe a morbidly obese woman who has both hamster and piglike features. Hamster-Pigs can be found in a variety of places throughout the South of England and will often be seen complaining that there trotters ache, or tucking in to a bucket of the Colonels finest fried chicken.

"eurgh, not Megan? she's a right Hamster-Pig"

"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"

by Dr Analord September 28, 2009