gunkeerat

Beautiful, caring to everyone, loves to work out, is skinny

Gunkeerat is a beautiful caring girl she’s skinny because she works out

by XDLMAOOOF83 April 14, 2019

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

Gunkie

The word used to "affectionately" refer to a freshman marching band member.

Senior: "Shut up you fucking gunkie!"
Gunkie: "Wahhhhh"

by Devtheawesome June 11, 2009

Gunker

Some one with one eye that is crossed

That girl is a gunker she has one eye looking at you and the other one is looking for you

by Damienod June 9, 2008

Gunko

A mix of Labels. Being 1/3 Goth, Punk, and Emo. Usually used for labelling terms.

"Omg Desiree, you look so Gunko!"

by Larinda April 26, 2006

gunkle

A very large, thought to be mythical beast, that roams the open land at Whiting Field in search of Barbeque Suace from Whataburger, not the stuff they give anyone but the good stuff the make and keep in the back and charge $.37 for. Treat gunkles the same way you would treat Gremlins. Gunkles have many predators, although the main predator is a squirrel.

The gunkle was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!

by squirrel superhero May 23, 2010

gunkata

Like any form of kata it is a type of hand-to-hand combat. In this case, its a fictional fighting form from the movie Equilibrium. According to the movie gunkata is based on scientific analysis of bullet trajectory and range which can accurately gauge the possible mathematical outcomes of a gunfight. In short, it teaches its practitioners how to kickass using only firearms at any distance.

(Quoted from Equilibrium)
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."

by kairyu August 23, 2006