gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

Goober

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

Goober

The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.

I wish we had Goober in the pantry, i’m so hungry right now.

by Goober Smuck June 10, 2019

goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

by timothy force June 30, 2005

goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

by Jason January 1, 2004

goober slut

A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.

Eat my goob you little Goober slut!

by nathan hute June 29, 2006

goober butt

ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with

"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"

by jame_the_blame December 12, 2005