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The Christian god, and my Lord...I honestly pity u pplz who r lyk dissin him on this site. If u think God doesn't exist, thatz fine, but think 2 urself...if there was no god, then wouldn't everything be possible? Aftr all, there hasta be sum1 who put the limits on existence.

Why does God not annhial8 evil if he iz so benevolent? Becuz, even tho he iz all powerful, he still acknowledges the balance in his universe. Without evil, there would be no good, and without good there would be no evil. If evil was destroyed completely, all of our actions would be good, therefore making us do the same actions as God. then we'd get arrogant and say we're as good as him, then he'd hafta kill us all...not fun

Oh yes, and GOD H8S NO1, NOT HOMOSEXUALS, BISEXUALS, WITCHES, PAGANS, NEOPAGANS, TERRORISTS, GANGSTAZ OR EVEN OSAMA.
God is the Heavenly Father.
by da outkast February 21, 2005
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Lover of all men and women. Healer of all my wounds. My father. My protector. My reedemer. My savior. My creator. My maker. My messiah. My guide. My comforter. My shelter. My HOSANNA.

Someone who offers eternity for everyone!
For GOD so loved the world, he gave his only begotten son, so that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life. -John 3:16
by daughter of the most high March 29, 2008
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A word used to prove things that humans cannot explain.
The Unvierse, how we came to being.
by jonathan collins January 23, 2004
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Fictive, non-living person telling people what to do. Supposively a male, but since "it" does not excist, we will never know.

For questions about religion, also see stupid.
Oh please God, don't let my mother catch me stoned!

Oh God, thats wicked!

God!
by Minokhoon June 9, 2005
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All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.
For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16
by DarthKieduss September 3, 2014
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After “King” was recognized as derogatory. Girls moved on to another term to express the friend zone. Containing the same meaning as “King”, girls used this term in hopes to avoid getting called out by guys.
Girl: Wow what God
Guy: Yea...whatever
by InspectHerGadgets March 24, 2019
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A being of higher magnitude of possible human understanding, and is believed to be the cause of wars, which is untrue. Wars start because people's warped view on god feeds their own selfish desires, and use God as a scapegoat for the pain they inflicted on others, and yet, athiests call theists fools for believing in a force that created the universe by design, and instead believe that the universe just happened, the earth just happened to sustain life, the first life on earth just happened to get the necessary chemical to actually live, said life form just happened to evolve into the first land walking creature, the creature just happened to evolve into a mammel, which in turn, just happened to evolve into humans
Which seems more likely, God? Or chance?
by Themaninthemask August 10, 2015
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