Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.

After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

I Am Your Grandma

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.

That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.

by kafaboy June 9, 2011

Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.

Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.

by TSM April 5, 2005

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Pulling a Grandma

The act of losing at billiards (pool) repeatatively by hitting the 8 ball in at the wrong time.

Dude, I keep pulling a grandma.. I'm going to lose so much money if I keep this up.

by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009

Micro penis in grandma booty

If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines

Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?

Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm

by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022