Nigga stop goonin around!
by swaggajackablacka November 13, 2011
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Get the googling mug.The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
by jackinjason September 14, 2005
Get the gooning mug.a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.
Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.
by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009
Get the cunt goblin mug.Young children, around 11/12 years old who hail from impoverished housing estates generally in Scotland. Vocabulary includes; "Whit ye daein?", "Mon then ya wee prick!", and "Ma boy's away tae pick up ma green". You'll find them hanging around vandalised parks, smoking, drinking, and engaging in sexual acts. One can presume they have already contracted an STD. Generally just wee fucks who steal shit and burn everything else
"Man I was looking forward to smoking that weed tonight! Except some scheme goblins went and stole it, jakey wee bastards!"
by GhettoMidget June 24, 2014
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Get the Goofin mug.very similar to the crack monkey, the ghetto goblin is often found roaming 'hoods, parking lots, ect looking for money or merchandise to sell for drugs. They will steal everything from ashtray change to lawn equipment to burnt CD's to try and support their habit.
by M. Logan November 12, 2008
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