fingered

An unpleasant state resulting from intoxication.

Q: You want to go get a kebab?
A: No way, I'm fingered

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

fingered

1. hungover
2. drunk

fuck im fucken fingered

by buggleberry March 28, 2008

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

fostered

The condition of being very drunk from one can of Fosters Beer. (The can being quite a bit larger then a normal beer can.)

Jason's completely fostered, I'll have to drive him home.

by Wizard February 10, 2005

Three fingered

When you insert 3 fingers

I asked her if she wanted to get three fingered but she said no.

by jiggysaw17 July 25, 2019

filtered

A guy thinks your cute because you have a picture of you with a filter on

when a guy only cares about your looks and only likes you because you have a filter

"OMG Shelly is so hot,she is filtered, without the filter is a no"

by Flynnstone7 November 18, 2018

rosy fingered dawn

the act of inserting three or more fingers's into a menstruating woman's vagina, so that when they are removed they are reddish or pinkish in color

She was bitching all last night about her period cramps but the rosy fingered dawn I woke her with helped them subside for a while.

by Pope Alexander VI June 7, 2013