Farlan Church

He deserves the title "Humanities sexiest" or at least he did before he was viciously nommed in half by a titan *spoiler whoops*. His hair probabley added about 3 inches to his original height; he may just be a torso and a head, but at least he has his majestic-ass hair.

When booty calls, I shit you not, Farlan Church will be on the scene. *Internal screaming*

by TheMainCinnamonRoll July 6, 2016

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Church Monkey

Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.

Imagine bringing a monkey to church.

George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.

by NLMRSD September 20, 2013

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Church video

When you take a video of yourself masturbating and send it to someone, sometimes in a restroom at a church.

Jenna: I heard you made a church video for John is it true??
Christina: No! I did it in my bathroom at home!
Jenna: That's still a church video!

by Doctor Afterman February 21, 2013

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God Church

A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.

Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.

Pewdiepie made is sound better

by Whoisheba August 15, 2017

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