false alarm boner

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals

Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner

by asssburgers February 19, 2011

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False Masculinity

a very common misconception among the young and underdeveloped male society; it can be defined as someone who is immature thinking that their penis is what matters most in their lives and that a successful man is a man that is surrounded by females and the number of females that can get into bed with them. while in all reality it shows how much that person's brain is underdeveloped because life is about way more than just getting laid or getting women in bed, and usually men with false masculinity can't do anything in their lives and can't be anything so they just try to compensate for their lack of success in life with the number of women they degrade and get into bed, the number of people they can bully, and the number of drinks they can swallow before they black out.

1."man, all these kids thinking they've grown into men by being sexually active just because of False Masculinity."

2. "bro you should see all those girls riding this dick"

~"are you mentally retarded? or are you just an another example how False Masculinity exists?"

3."check these bitches in my dm's"
~"wow, you're really full of yourself, Mr.False Masculinity"

by Nobodysperfect March 26, 2019

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false reality

Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.

The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.

by choochflounder December 28, 2013

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False Modesty

To Tell everyone that what you did is bad , knowning all the way that what you did is good , just so everybody says the opposite .
Usualy used by women .

Number One :
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...

Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !

by Salmoneus July 13, 2007

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Fallen Voyegeur

Fallen Voyegeur or simply known as "Fallen"is a semi-fictional character found in the Facebook universe. He is a powerhouse of pure awesomeness and a prodigy of a rare kind.

He is a multi-talented and multi-tasking individual who is a savior of many at the end of each day. He is a god of small things and some time a divine bastard of great things...

This fame has crossed the seven seas and fans reside in every corner of the world.

Girl1: OMG..... I saw Fallen online today.....And he said "Hi" to me...

Girl2: OMFG....Fallen Voyegeur is your friend???? I wannna be tooo....Tell him about me.....PLZ....

by FallenV February 5, 2010

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false rejection

(Verb) : when a person (usually female) acts in such a way as to indicate rejection because they misinterpreted your actions as romantic advances, despite the fact that to any sane third person observer, they would not be considered as such. People who falsely reject usually suffer from some form of narcissism and have an overly inflated view of themselves and hence this is why they tend to perceive the most innocuous actions as advances on them because how could you not be trying to get with them?

EXAMPLE 1:
Boy- excuse me, do you have a pencil I could borrow? I forgot mine at home :/

Girl- no I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already..
(In this case, the boy has experienced a false rejection)

EXAMPLE 2:
Boy: Hey Amy, how are you!
Amy: Hey FRIEND, I'm good, how are you?
Boy: Good, just wondering if we could meet up to discuss our group project?
Amy: sure FRIEND, can we do somewhere public like Starbucks or something, yeah friend?

*boy thinking*: why is this bitch trying so hard to make sure I understand she sees me as just a friend? Does she think I'm trying to get with her? OH GOD...SHE DOES...FUCK...I'M BEING FALSELY REJECTED RIGHT NOW! Damn this conceited bitch!

by zerO_One May 19, 2017

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