eBay Christmas

When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Resembles Christmas in that it's an exciting time when you get tons of 'gifts' wrapped in paper.

"Three weeks ago I got depressed about being single on Valentines Day, and also for the last six years, so I went on a spending spree on eBay. Today I got three packages and my action figure collection is finally complete - Merry eBay Christmas!!! Now I just have to wait for that shotgun to arrive so I can end this pathetic existence..."

by Phlegatu April 8, 2005

Ebony & Ivory

A black and white friendship

Look at Ebony & Ivory coming down the hall!

by ivory,sonn! March 23, 2010

eBay Tycoon

A person that sells anything and everything on eBay just to make a measly buck after all the processing fees, taxes and shipping cost.

Hanamaulu Postmaster: Gosh Jay your husband Bob surely waste a lot of time selling all his shit on eBay. I bet he only profits $1.00?
Jay: Yeah, but times that to the 10,000 items he got listed and sold. Yep! My Bob is a eBay Tycoon!

by Miss Penn February 5, 2010

Ebenezer Splooge

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."

by jkabat December 17, 2011

ebdb bnb

Eskimo Brother Database Bed and Breakfast

I spent some time at the EBDB BNB and made some new Eskimo Brothers

by Theleagueseason8 December 5, 2016

Hollywood Ebola

Nickname for Paris Hilton as she spreads her nasty disease around LA

Man, that girl might be rich but she be nasty Hollywood Ebola!

by Monica L December 20, 2006

Randy Ebright

Drummer for that Crazy Mexican band Molotov. Born in the US then moved to Mexico to hide from the police. Nicknamed "El Gringo Loco" (The Crazy Gringo) due to his ability to get in enough trouble to get the police department interrogate him for issuing death threats as a prank to his teacher.

Randy Ebright is a perfect example that not all gringos are "puñeteros"

by gutymunoz92 June 2, 2010