smoking the drapes

a figure of speech for smoking pot

If you really believe that story, you must be smoking the drapes.

by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009

diaper scald

Diaper scald, severe skin irritation and rash caused by the build-up of excessive heat inside a baby's diapers. Diaper scald, the formation of skin eruptions in the form of pimple like, and red rash like areas, on a baby's diaper covered bottom. Diaper scald, (diaper rash).

All of the children wearing diapers at the halfway house, were suffering from severe diaper scald.

Mothers who use traditional cloth diapers on their children often forego the use of rubber pants during extremely hot, dry, or humid days, to avoid inevitable diaper scald.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 26, 2006

Mind Diaper

A term used for describing a thought, idea, or experience that surpasses one's understanding.

Clayton: "Dude, have you ever thought about how they get lead into the middle of a wooden pencil?"

Chase: "Man, that is a total mind diaper."

by chaseafterhim September 30, 2009

diaper-dude

A grown man who enjoys masturbation while wearing a soiled diaper.

My friend Logan finally came out and told everyone that he is a Diaper-dude, and that this is why he's still a virgin.

by Diaper8 July 29, 2017

Chin Diaper

When you wear a face mask below your chin instead of wearing the mask in the proper fashion, where it covers your nose and mouth

Pull up your chin diaper mate, it’s meant to be covering your nose and mouth.

by melbourne_guy October 3, 2020

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

by BigBigFuck May 29, 2018

diaper

the thing that should replace underwear. its soft, and fluffy, and comfortable! also, it lets u completly avoid EVER using a toilet. just think, u could be at a party and need to crap, but cant find the moment. if ur wearing a diaper, then u can crap yourself and change yourself later. these are the new phenomenon that people of all ages should wear, not just babies. i want to wear them! everyday, and everywhere! and they can be cute 2!

if bush promised to make it a law that all people had to wear diapers i would vote for him

by diaperlover July 31, 2004