by anonymous February 3, 2021
Get the dexter daddymug. When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
Get the the Dexter Dilemmamug. Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.
LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*
by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021
Get the Dexter Reedmug. When you suffocate a person with a zip-tie and then wrap them naked in plastic to dismember them with a saw and throw their dismembered body in garbage bags in a lake because they committed a heinous crime.
John: hey did you hear that guy over there abused his wife and daughter!?
Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style
Emily: yeah I did, Imma kill him Dexter Style
by GaySexLord69 June 6, 2024
Get the Dexter Stylemug. by Bigpenisman69420 May 27, 2021
Get the Dextermug. He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.
by Guess.. February 10, 2025
Get the Dexter Wrightmug. The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.
1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."
2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
by K.S.L. August 5, 2013
Get the Tetritial dexteritymug.