Denver Soda Fountain

Urinating in your partners anus during anal sex, then your partner squats on your face and expels the urine on your face

The Denver Soda Fountain is popular at Rocky Mountain Party Celebrations

by Gary the Fairy October 1, 2013

Denver Rock Slide

when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.

Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.

by mooseshadows March 16, 2015

Denver Boot

Having a sore anus after a particularly rough pounding from one's oiled-up gym buddy at the sauna.

"Aw, I'd love to go rollerblading, Steve, but I've got a real Denver Boot today, and I can barely walk as it is."

by Objective Observer of Reality May 28, 2014

denver snow plow

While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall.

I had to patch the wall after giving my girl the denver snow plow.

by amysue November 5, 2008

THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER

An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.

Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"

Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

by cosmicllama December 11, 2010

Boys School Of Denver

A middle school in Denver that’s all boys. It sounds a little gay, but the kids there are pretty chill. There are the obvious idiots and dumbasses, but idiosm is universal. The teachers there are aight and the school is overall really good.

Ayy what school you go to??
Boys School Of Denver
Damn that schools whack
Nah it’s actually pretty chill

by klout_master18 September 9, 2019

denver landscaping project

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019