Denver Nuggets

Small, hard turds.

Dude, did you see those Denver Nuggets? Why didn't he flush?

by two dudes. May 21, 2009

Denver velvet necktie

The act of jerking someone off using one's neck.

Jenny had to wear a scarf to hide the fact that she had given Chandler a Denver velvet necktie.

by Vicer Exciser November 2, 2011

denver bucket

when you are getting a blowjob from someone while you are standing and they are kneeling, then you step over their shoulder and crap down their back while they are still giving you head

I ate taco bell last night and i gave that girl the nastiest denver bucket.

by E squared November 27, 2007

Denver Omelette

To dunk your nutsack in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
Origin: Denver, 2005

I was just going to Teabag that bitch but I got carried away and made her a Denver Omelette!

by DC2DAOC September 12, 2005

denver indiana

A very small close knit community where everyone is friendly and loving. A great group of Christian's and many farmers. You are always welcome and "at home" in Denver indiana

I am going to Denver Indiana to see my family

by Lo-Lee B July 13, 2017

Denver mattress

A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest

She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress

by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018

Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

by r3dpub June 13, 2008