Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

Man crust

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust

Your Dad has cheesy man crust

by Man crust July 23, 2016

browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

by penintheback December 13, 2010

crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.

“Ewwww, crust meist”
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”

by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023

pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015