brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

by j-$$ January 1, 2009

Craysian

A crazy asian

"Holy balls dude that craysian nearly ran me over"

by MattPee March 5, 2009

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011

no crayola

To not lie, no cap, no front

Do what you gon do no crayola it get violent

by Trappa2002 June 16, 2018

Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

by Eurobug October 20, 2010

messy crayon

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.

samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.

by crimson scorch November 18, 2006